Tuesday, January 7, 2014

FiftyFiftyMe: The Hamlet Trap (Book #3)

(sung to the tune of "Let's Get Together" from the seminal flick The Parent Trap)

Let's commit murder, yeah yeah yeah.
Why don't you and I combine?
Let's commit murder, what do you say?
We can have a swinging time.
We'd be a crazy team.
Hey, let's make a crime scene...Together!

oh, oh, oh, oh
Let's commit murder, yeah yeah yeah.
Think of all those we could kill.
Let's commit murder, everyday
Every way...it's such a thrill..
And though we haven't got a lot,
We could be homicidal til we're caught. Together.

Oh! I really think you're sick.
Uh huh! We'll beat you with a stick..
Oo wee! And if you stick with me
All the ways we'd harm her, say hey Jeffrey Dahmer.

Let's commit murder, yeah yeah yeah.
Two is twice as nice as one.
Let's commit murder, right away.
We'll be having twice the fun.
And you can always count on me.
A gruesome twosome we will be.
Together, yeah yeah yeah.

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